1. To not celebrate Valentine’s Day
Let’s be real, that’s not going to happen until hell freezes over…or you’re the coolest girlfriend of all time.
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2. A bottle opener that says it all
3. For you to pay for dinner/make him dinner
Paying for two people all the time gets expensive, give his wallet a break.
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4. For you to save yourself time and money and not make that ~AdOrable~ Pinterest craft he will never use.
Give him this one day to not have to plaster on a smile and say he loves the crappy coasters you made him.
5. Home decor that will help him be a more functional human being
6. To get straight to the point
7. A poster of his favorite band/movie.
The Eagle Print Shop can turn any image you give them into a small poster for super cheap.
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8. The latest stand up by his favorite comedian
You can buy and download stand up specials from comedians like Louis. C.K. for as little as $5. You can watch them together, and I promise he’ll enjoy it a lot more than “50 Shades of Grey.”
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9. For you to go the whole day without looking at your phone.
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10. Nude pictures obviously!
Just kidding. Nudes are never a good idea. I’m pretty sure Jennifer Lawrence has taught us all that.
