1. A Backstreet Brawl: Backstreet BABE, Nick Carter was recently arrested for an alleged bar brawl in Key West, Florida. Nicky released a tweet on Saturday saying, “I am human and at times it can be a struggle to balance a healthy lifestyle. I’m not perfect and for that I am sorry.” Don’t worry Nick; you’ll always be perfect to me.

2. Super Foxx: Jamie Foxx recently rescued a driver from his crashed truck just seconds before it burst into flames. Though Foxx says he doesn’t view his actions as heroic, it’s safe to say the rest of the world does. #SuchHumble #SuchHero

3. DISCLAIMER: 1D fans may need a bottle of wine and / or a box of tissues before reading this piece of gossip. Are Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner rekindling their romance? Styles and Jenner were spotted in St. Bart’s earlier this month and were seen at a birthday party together this Saturday. There’s no doubt in my mind that they will be official in the near future. I want to boycott #KUWTK, but I know I can’t.

4. “Sorry” Singer Is Single: Now that you’re done crying about Hendall, you can rejoice in knowing that Justin Bieber is single. Despite his recent flings with Kourtney Kardashian and Hailey Baldwin, an insider reports that Bieber is focusing on his new tour and has no intentions of getting into a serious relationship any time soon.

*Disclaimer: This is all satirical. Have you had a laugh today? Yes? Good. No? Good.*